"Oh it's so cute", said Winnie the Pooh as he tried petting the adorable apple bee. Legend has it, that this is the moment that put an end to Winnie's honey addiction and overeating disorder. Unfortunately, he turned to opiates (as is commonplace in the latter careers of many celebrities that entertain a young audience) and was subsequently dropped from the Disney network. He was later arrested for aggravated assault against Christopher Robin and this may possibly be the origin of bears violent nature towards humans. The story of One Hundred Acre Wood has somewhat of a good ending, though. Winnie went through rehab, Christopher Robin schizotypal personality was diagnosed early and sufficiently treated, Piglet was prescribed Xanax, and Eeyore finally got laid and was no longer depressed. They all became restaurant entrepreneurs and opened up the successful AppleBees franchise were you can find Winnie's world famous honey pepper sauce. Yummm.