S3C's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Apple XXVII: Effervescent Apple]

is that the legendary Manzanita Sol?? Perhaps Jarritos?? If the Donald Trumple builds a wall, how will we be able to get this glorious soda?? Or perhaps it doesn't matter, as he will make soda great again?? All I know is, I can't get enough of this sh*t

[The Apple XXVI: Chalkboard Apple]

I like the line textures and patchy coloration on this one- looks authentic. you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the teachers in play. thank god for chalkboards, otherwise academia would be perpetually high off dry erase markers.

[The Apple XXV: Robin Williams Apple]

his greatness still watches over us all in apple form

RIP

[The Apple XXIV: Newman Apple]

where did Seinfeld's stash of granny smith appl- NEWMAN!

[The Apple XXIII: Cyberdevil Apple]

Doomguy...seeing red. He can't look up or down because he's trapped inside an apple. It's also deprived him of oxygen, which explains his hallucinations of zombified soldiers with miniguns, fireball throwing centaurs, flaming skull shooting garbage bags, arachnid mechs with machine guns, and colossal upright humanoid beasts with rocket launchers for arms. Would make for a good video game...

Christopher responds:

I think you're on to something.

[The Apple XXII: Big Apple in the Big Apple]

So it is true! There are big apples in the Big Apple after all. *takes a bite* mmm, that was extra crisp, a real nice sweet, fancy almost honey like flavor with just a pinch of tartness.

Christopher responds:

Sounds delicious.

[The Apple XXI: Angry Apple]

Looks rather pissed...no worm is going to f*ck with this apple, that's for sure.

Christopher responds:

Not even a Dune worm would.

[The Apple XX: Girl Apple]

She may just be an apple, but to me her eyes are like shimmering emeralds in the baby blue afternoon summer sky.

Christopher responds:

The love is real.

[The Apple XVIII: Aristocrat Apple]

I was this aristrocrat's apple personal shoe shiner back in the early 90s. He used to invite me to tea at noon and addressed me as Buttersworth for some reason.

Christopher responds:

Good times

[The Apple XVII: Subatomic Apple]

An astoundingly astute and provocative discovery! Makes sense why this was the forbidden fruit, which "Adam and Eve" consumed for the sixth time, becoming exceedingly efficient at it. Hence why God invented the subatomic apple, to survive the reoccurring series of nuclear holocaust to restart the Matrix. All life starts with the apple.

Christopher responds:

The Big Bang even started with a subatomic apple.