I like the line textures and patchy coloration on this one- looks authentic. you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the teachers in play. thank god for chalkboards, otherwise academia would be perpetually high off dry erase markers.
I like the line textures and patchy coloration on this one- looks authentic. you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the teachers in play. thank god for chalkboards, otherwise academia would be perpetually high off dry erase markers.
his greatness still watches over us all in apple form
RIP
where did Seinfeld's stash of granny smith appl- NEWMAN!
Doomguy...seeing red. He can't look up or down because he's trapped inside an apple. It's also deprived him of oxygen, which explains his hallucinations of zombified soldiers with miniguns, fireball throwing centaurs, flaming skull shooting garbage bags, arachnid mechs with machine guns, and colossal upright humanoid beasts with rocket launchers for arms. Would make for a good video game...
I think you're on to something.
So it is true! There are big apples in the Big Apple after all. *takes a bite* mmm, that was extra crisp, a real nice sweet, fancy almost honey like flavor with just a pinch of tartness.
Sounds delicious.
Looks rather pissed...no worm is going to f*ck with this apple, that's for sure.
Not even a Dune worm would.
She may just be an apple, but to me her eyes are like shimmering emeralds in the baby blue afternoon summer sky.
The love is real.
I was this aristrocrat's apple personal shoe shiner back in the early 90s. He used to invite me to tea at noon and addressed me as Buttersworth for some reason.
Good times
An astoundingly astute and provocative discovery! Makes sense why this was the forbidden fruit, which "Adam and Eve" consumed for the sixth time, becoming exceedingly efficient at it. Hence why God invented the subatomic apple, to survive the reoccurring series of nuclear holocaust to restart the Matrix. All life starts with the apple.
The Big Bang even started with a subatomic apple.
interesting that The Great Apple encapsulates the shape of juice box. Now it's confirmed on a cosmic level apple juice was meant as a drink for true patriarchs *sips juice box*
Time to stock up on apple juice.
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