S3C's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Watchtower]

saw this as your avatar and thought it looked v. nice

ImmortalSolitude responds:

Thanks bro :DD

[Flies with That]

hehe...I've gotten this asked before when I placed my order at fast food joints in Eastern Asia

DBuck-Eye responds:

Were the servers also visibly nervous?

[The Apple XXIII: Cyberdevil Apple]

Doomguy...seeing red. He can't look up or down because he's trapped inside an apple. It's also deprived him of oxygen, which explains his hallucinations of zombified soldiers with miniguns, fireball throwing centaurs, flaming skull shooting garbage bags, arachnid mechs with machine guns, and colossal upright humanoid beasts with rocket launchers for arms. Would make for a good video game...

Christopher responds:

I think you're on to something.

[The Apple XXII: Big Apple in the Big Apple]

So it is true! There are big apples in the Big Apple after all. *takes a bite* mmm, that was extra crisp, a real nice sweet, fancy almost honey like flavor with just a pinch of tartness.

Christopher responds:

Sounds delicious.

[The Apple XXI: Angry Apple]

Looks rather pissed...no worm is going to f*ck with this apple, that's for sure.

Christopher responds:

Not even a Dune worm would.

[The Apple XX: Girl Apple]

She may just be an apple, but to me her eyes are like shimmering emeralds in the baby blue afternoon summer sky.

Christopher responds:

The love is real.

[The Apple XVIII: Aristocrat Apple]

I was this aristrocrat's apple personal shoe shiner back in the early 90s. He used to invite me to tea at noon and addressed me as Buttersworth for some reason.

Christopher responds:

Good times

[The Apple XVII: Subatomic Apple]

An astoundingly astute and provocative discovery! Makes sense why this was the forbidden fruit, which "Adam and Eve" consumed for the sixth time, becoming exceedingly efficient at it. Hence why God invented the subatomic apple, to survive the reoccurring series of nuclear holocaust to restart the Matrix. All life starts with the apple.

Christopher responds:

The Big Bang even started with a subatomic apple.

[The Apple XIX: Apple Constellation]

interesting that The Great Apple encapsulates the shape of juice box. Now it's confirmed on a cosmic level apple juice was meant as a drink for true patriarchs *sips juice box*

Christopher responds:

Time to stock up on apple juice.

[The Apple XVI: Tom Fulple]

Nice ad! The rather morbid green complexion of the Tom Fulple is a haunting color contrast with the deep red background. I'm obliged to donate all my life savings, but let's not kid ourselves making AppleGrounds great again is a job that needs to be spearheaded by the glorious Donald Trumple!!

Christopher responds:

If only Donald Trumple would donate a bil or two, or even a mil or two. He's too busy and focused on trying to make apples great again, however.