S3C's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Apple VII: The Golden Apple]

*takes out magnifying glass* yep, it's pure gold.

Christopher responds:

I had to use the book called Identifying Gold by R. Bruce Hoadley to verify it. Your skills are greater than mine.

[The Apple VI: Donald Trumple]

this is glorious artwork for a glorious man. The hair and facial details are realistic and genuine. The Donald Trumple WILL make apples great again. For you doubters who are wondering how?? He will build a wall. Right around the apples. Protecting them from worms, insects, illegal immigrants, and other pests. No synthetic pesticides needed. Pure artistic genius here, folks. #cantstumpthetrump

Christopher responds:

You can lay a brick in the wall if you'd like.

[The Apple V: Celestial Apple]

Far out dude!! wow!! you must have traveled to infinity and beyond to find this one. this is the first documented naturally blue edible foods. and no, blueberries are not actually blue @Cyberdevil. I hope mentions work in reviews...

Christopher responds:

It came from somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. Don't worry, in 4 billion years the Milky Way will collide with Andromeda and fuse into one ultra galaxy, so then it will be easier to attain a Celestial Apple.

[The Apple IV: Zombie Apple]

spooky

Christopher responds:

Don't get nightmares

[The Apple III: The Macintosh]

Steve Jobs Is Smiling In His Grave

Christopher responds:

Maybe the Zombie Apple can keep him company, he was a fruitarian after all.

[The Apple II]

Evolution is what I see in this work art. Not just a simple drawing, or picture, but a profound document on one of the most transcendental periods in recorded human history. The apple has taken on a more complex, distorted shape. The apple is no longer sweet (denoted by the color red) but now sour (hence the greenish-yellow color) due to Adam and Even graduating from their nascent naivety and seeing the world for how f*cked up it really is. The leaf and fruit of the apple has gained a black border: the way of sin now makes us vulnerable to disease, war, pain, suffering, and mortality. The white background has been stained with a tint of red. Perhaps this is what happened to the red skin of the apple in the prequel of this piece, perhaps it is the pure blood that has been drained from life due to God's wrath after man eats the forbidden fruit (I guess God reallly likes apples. I kinda understand tbh). Yet the lighting on the apple represents hope, that there one day will be peace and restoration once again to this franked up universe. Great work.

Christopher responds:

You've expertly deciphered the exact abstract meanings behind my piece of art.

[The Apple]

simple, yet elegant. This art isn't pretentious, and viscerally- conveys exactly what it needs to. a basic, juicy, rosy-red apple, reminiscent of red heart beating to the tempo of life, and nothing more. But what lies at the apples core? (Other than seeds containing trace amounts of cyanide) To me, the white background represents purity; a world without sin and complexity. The stem and leaf provoke an image of the Garden of Eden. The colors in this piece of art hold ambiguous interpretations: red is the appropriate color we associate with ripe fruits; red delicious is one of if not the most popular and common apple cultivars, the color red in and of itself, as aforementioned previously- represents life; oxygenated blood, while also representing the blood that will be spilled for the rest of the rule of H. sapiens due to Adam and Eve forsaking God's command by consuming the forbidden apple. (I probably would too, as I reallly like apples). With that in mind, the stem could be alternatively perceived as a worm emerging from the apple, while the worm is actually a slithering, slippery, sinister serpentine...while the color green signifies "go" and "okay" on a psychological level, hence why Adam and Eve where tricked in to eating the fruit...makes you wonder if God was framing Adam and Eve from the get go to push some nefarious agenda...this 146 X 133 1.2 kb work of art truly encapsulates a myriad of astoundingly astute and provocative messages...

Christopher responds:

exactly

[The Machine]

this is gold

DBuck-Eye responds:

So are you, fella :)

[Criminal Activity]

FREEZE FAGGOT! that'll teach ya to never skip dinner again

DBuck-Eye responds:

Damn straight!

[Cleveland Cavaliers big 3]

I like it!! You should do the Splash Brothers (Steph Curry & Klay Thompson) and the Slash Brothers (Goran Dragic, Eric Bledsoe, & Isaiah Thomas)