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Four epihanies I just had

Posted by S3C - June 11th, 2009


1. VG remixers and otherwise, even those that stoop to midi-ripping-preset-render-upload levels are more "ethical" on their approach to publishing their tracks. Atleast they give credit to the source of their music; where they found the melodies, riffs, rhythms, etc. while "original" artists are implementing melodies into their tracks, without even giving credit to whomever they subconsciously stole from. In fact, all music producers after 1944 are just part of one giant cluster fuck of intellectual plagiarists.

2. House producers are not musicians, they are carpenters. I don't know why anyone would think otherwise?

3. Ever wondered why Asian people are so smart? Their small, almost closed eyes oddly enough gives them an advantage to see tiny minute details and analyze life much better than any other race. It's not in the soy sauce.

4. After catching up on Nickelodeon "Drake and Josh" marathons, recognizing Drake from somewhere- I realized that Drake Bell is in fact Cory Macniven (aka Quarl).

Four epihanies I just had


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squirtle squirtle

charmander char

IZK + S3C = <3

<333

whos this? jenniharry4eva?

Waiiiittt... is Drake the hot one?

Yes!

I mean, they're both hot, but I have thing for big people :3

Josh Peck actually lost a lot of weight

GUUHHHH that's right! I remember seeing him a while back and thinking "holy shit that guy lost a lot of weight!" It's crazy. I'm curious how he put all that off. I hope he didn't cheat, but if he earned it then congratz to him. Losing weight is a tough one.

Also, sorry if it seems like I was being a dick towards his weight with my last comment. I didn't think about it when I said that, but it was pretty fucked up of me. My best friend used to get made fun of all the time in middle school for his weight and to this day, he considers taking it off one of his biggest accomplishments. If I had him in mind when I was typing that, I never would have pressed enter.

LOL its cool dude I didnt think you were being or trying to be a dick at all. Lets make fun of black ppl and jews.

Let's kill two birds with one stone.

What did Hitler say to the black jew?

I'm sorry but I'd rather hear racism towards native americans. I'm part native american, but I've never heard any racism towards that ethnicity in a loooong time. Times have changed for the best. I can finally raise my kids without having to worry about them getting shot on their way to anywhere.

"never heard in a long time"... hmmm something doesn't sound right about that one... sorry if it seems like I'm spamming up your page but little things on the internet get to me... I should get that fixed...

lol once again its fine man if you apologize one more time I'm going to have to ban you from my page XD

Ok fine, here's a native american one

What's the difference between a native American and a picnic table?

The picnic table can support a family

not original, but I'll think of something soon lol.

The reminds me of a joke I heard a while back...

"What's the difference between an artist and a pizza? Simple. The Pizza can feed a family."

It's not a native american joke but it's close enough. Artist/ native american... when it comes right down to it both are hippies. Practically same thing.

that joke is very ambiguous; i first heard it as "what's the difference between a black man and pizza" you can pretty much plug in any ethnicity or job in that slot.

Yea, It's hard to think of jokes for native Americans, the ones that are around just aren't that funny.

IDK, If anyone can think of an original one it would be awesome

something to do with teepees (sp), casinos, corn, people stealing their land, the communication that make by cupping their mouths, alcholism, etc.

Can't apologize anymore huh? I'm... uhhh... I'm... hmmmm... as much as it doesn't pain me to admit this, I'm negative angry with you. Accept this apology if you know what's good for you?

i thinkk you just divided by zero or some shit man

Why are you negative angry, you asked for a joke.

@_@

Just thought to say, fuck yeah freakazoid. I got the dvds for season one when they came out because I desperately want season two and I wanted the company that owns it to realize the potential investment that it is. Seriously, he was one crazy fucking native american...

... they're blue right?

hehe, yeah I know you own the DVDs. you told me remember

http://s3c.newgrounds.com/news/po st/171908

o rly?

No, not really.

i am megaphone

i am waterphone

Fuuuuu... good memory...

LMFAO!!!!!! That made me lawl!

Whoa... Um.. quote here.
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Jun. 12, 2009 | 9:07 PM ArsenalPhantom says:
IZK + S3C = <3

Jun. 13, 2009 | 5:13 AM S3C responds:
<333

whos this? jenniharry4eva?
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Lol mate. I'm the only [IZK] (a.k.a. Jenni-Harry4eva3) here lol. I think people are thinking there's some chemistry there lol. I just lol'd when I saw that... so um.. how are you S3C? XD Lol.

lmao thats funny. my next guess is mitrox then.

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