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Unusual Facts about S3C

Posted by S3C - November 23rd, 2008


Just for fun, I tried to think off all the unusual facts about myself. I was suprised (and slightly proud and ashamed) that I could find this many.

1. I have a syndrome where I can only pleasure myself in prone position, called "Tramautic Masturbatory Syndrome". I have never used my hands in the entire 8-9 years I've been pleasuring myself.
2. I can't eat mashed potatoes without throwing up. The texture makes me vomit.
3. I have more music in my reptoire that doesnt feature a guitar, than does.
4. my mom, aunt, and uncle, all share the same birthday.
5. I'm 20, never had any intimate relations with a girl, or had any "true" friends since my years at elementary school.
6. I'm extremely good at findings things on the internet
7. I play three instruments, and use my computer to write music for any style, however, I am mediocre at all of them. I'm quite proud of my versatility, but I hate even more my mediocrity, and not sticking to one or two styles and excelling in them.
8. I can remember random basketball stats that date back from the early 90s.
9. I have extrememly skinny fingers, NO ONE, literally no one, I have met that is my age for the past six years or so, has skinnier fingers than me.
10. Despite trying with doctors and psychologists, I can't swallow pills. I've had to order special medications in liquid form for my acne and depression medications.
11. I really don't have any idea what race I am.
12. I will likely have to get a corneria transplant eventually.
13. I havent spent a dime out of the paychecks I've recieved in the job that I've worked at for 1.5 years.
14. I'm obssessed with apples. (Honeycrisp and granny smith FTMFW!)
15. I have a foot fetish (not that unusual...)
16. During 2007-2008, I had a serious problem with anxiety. I literally believed I had almost any type of cancer that you could get, and partially due to these problems, I had to drop out of school because I couldnt concentrate. I wrote about it a little bit about it ?here.
17. I still play with stuffed animals sometimes.
18. I used to be quite superstitious, before my favorite basketball team would play (Suns), i'd play four games of NBA Jam, one with the Orlando Magic, one with the New York Knicks, one with the Minnesota Timberwolves, and one with the Miami Heat, and tune my guitar to CGEABE (a Hawaiin tuning, if I'm not mistaken). When I did this, the Suns won most (if not all) of their games (including the monumental comeback against the Lakers in the 2006 playoffs). my genesis adapter died a couple years ago, so I can't really do it anymore...
19. I hum classical sounding music in my sleep.
20. I used to hack cheat codes for the PS2 (fun times!)
21. I cringe anytime I hear someone say "open minded".
22. I spend a lot of my parents money on foreign anime and action figures. JUST KIDDING LOL!
23. This one no one believes. Probably its physically impossible. But, I remember the day I was born. The way its structured in my mind, and its blurriness, and accuracy according to what my mother says happened on my birthday makes it to real to be just a memory or dream that was formed later on in my life. No one believes, but I'm 100% certain its true.

I'll add more later. Anyone else want to share


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OPEN MINDED! HAHAHA! CRINGE, BOY, CRINGE!!!
lol
and granny smith's rule!

I think I might delete this blog post

About your first fact, you can still correct that with...erm...practice and extra time.

Interesting stuff.

Yes, but within 3 days I'm just like ahh fuck it. It doesnt matter unless I'm getting laid and still have this problem. And being the sloth that I am, that wont be any time soon :P

u forgot the fact that your a model aswell.

old.

Hellooooo! :D Well for one... I didn't know you were a chick. No offense, I just didn't know. Many unusual facts about you... you learn something new everyday, eh? XD Quite interesting list of things... Hmmm. Well, just wanted to say that. And that... I'll be your fwiend!! :DDDD Heheh. No joke involved. Being real about this. =) You're a nice person. Soooo... meah. Besides, you're music is like awesome XD You're an inspiration. Well anyway, have a swell day. Peace!

~[IZK]

Wow! Thanks for the compliments man :D you make me feel all fuzzy in side hehe.

Interesting stuff! :) As for nr23, I don't believe it, sounds like an artificial memory you build yourself based upon other peoples memories. I have quite a few unreal graphical memories myself, where I see myself, recreating some event that happened long ago. Just like I remember it, probably just like it was, same postures, atmospherical disturbances, everythig, only difference is that I see myself in the memory, and I shouldn't be able to do that should I, lmao. Anyhow, great list, I think I'll try making some similar spectacularity sometime...

Well, this memory is in first person...

OH THE HUMANITY!!

i cant beleive number 23.

hey ur pretty hawt call me plz?

ok real pic up now lol

number 3 is something i can relate to, even if i exclude all the music i've been involved with personally. I think it's just that a lot of music with guitars I find quite bland... Ratatat is a bit of an exception.

Oh and 7 too! Its taken me almost 7 years of making music to find my own personal niche but I'm still in bands and projects of several different styles and I find myself making lots and lots of different music styles. To be honest I think its a huge skill to be versatile like that and you shouldn't ever play it down, even if you think you're just mediocre!

19... I wish I could do that in my sleep. instead I do it basically all the time and annoy everyone around me.

And yeah, I can't stand people who say "open minded". It's always used to be patronising and it's always a double standard.

hey man!

yeah, I have nothing against the guitar as an instrument itself. Although it certainly has been the staple generic instrument used as a front for almost every modern popular form of music- not to say this music is bad but I've just grown tired of traditional and contemporary rock and pop and other similar styles.

Which is funny, because guitar is my main instrument, and what I write/play on the guitar usually is derived from the aforementioned styles. I wouldnt listen to these genres but it still has an influence and what I write and perform guitar based content.

As for 7, I guess I can look it at from a positive side, but medocrity at this stage has only rewarded me with frustration. I dont like to dwell on what I could have been but I might actually be somewhere (really, confident with my skills) as a performer or writer if I stuck to one main style. I would trade in my versatility for expertise in one area.

Also, I'm a fan of your work, both music and flash alike! So I was rather excited when I saw your name on my page. Your track (cant remember what its called atm) when you put those drums through a granulizer was off the hook! Definetly an inspiration for some of my more experimental songs back in May. Thanks for the comment!

Hey cool! It's always good to know someone likes what you do. I'm quite liking your orchestral stuff, in fact. And I checked out some of those things from May, pretty badass! Noticed a bit of dblue glitch which is always good fun.

If you're interested, my "niche" stuff is on my myspace page, though it's not really like anything I submit to NG. My NG stuff is stuff I do when I'm on a tangent with a certain style or stuff I do for fun.

I'm not sure what the policy on posting links is but the link is on my NG page anyway, right under my dashing little icon :)

And I'm done spamming, good day to you! :D

Thanks, glad you like it! Yeah, dlbue glitch is great fun. I also just then discovered how to automate knobs, which really opens a whole new world for awesome experimentation...

Hell yeah, I'm interested. I'll check out your myspace for sure.

Not spamming at all man :) Look forward to hearing from you again. I'll try to hit you up with some audio reviews when I'm done with school.

ew ur fugly now so keep ur numbah ok cool

ur just jelous get that cawk out of ur eyes

Hell, I'm mediocre at everything. Just be a little more open-minded about it.

I'm sorry to hear that, you're just a traumatized man. Misled, I hope things get better soon.